South indian boy on his first day at school in USA

Actually I wanted to post something else today but after reading this joke, I couldn't wait sharing it with you all. I was Rolling on the Floor Laughing while reading it.

Here is a funny joke about a Indian boy on his first day at school in The USA


It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"
And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."

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Mercedes Benz F700

Being a great admirer of Mercedes Benz right from my shool days, I couldn't help sharing this great piece of art with you all, as soon as I saw it over the internet.

Presenting, Mercedes Benz F700:

GTalk Moods

GTalk or Google Talk is one of the most popular ways to chat with our friends on the internet. What I have observed recently is, not only its used to chatting its also used to convey the persons moods/thoughts/beliefs to all the people on his/hers freinds list. If you are still wondering how is is done? the answer is simple thorough the "Custom Status Message".

In the custom message, I usually have the current post title on my blog and my blogs URL and most of my blogger friends also have their blogs URL. Most of them have what they want to tell to the world in this field, some have quatatons, some have the song they are listning to and some have messages which are intented to a particular person which only that person will understand. Basically it's conveying our moods to others.

Below are some of the GTalk moods(unedited) that my friends had in the recent past. Some are funny and some are thought provoking:

Life would be much easier if I had the source code...

IF WE CAN'T LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE, HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD, WHOM WE CANNOT SEE..

TGIF

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be a friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella

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COUNT DOWN begins ..... 10

There would always be those, whom you respect - no matter what. And what if they misunderstand you?? Wish them well and continue respecting them. The way you live your life should not be a value judgement on others, it should only reflect what you stand for.

A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Across the clouds I see my shadow fly Out of the corner of my watering eye

Try Try Try but Don't Cry...... :-(

Perform Festival!!

The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for

A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.

Let the Boyz play with TOYZ..., and Men ride BULLET...

"Dont' Wait..The time will never be just right...!!!

You gotta hurt in order to know. Fall in order to grow. Lose in order to gain. Because most of life's lessons are learned in pain.

Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

" OM Shirdi Vasaya Vidamahe Sachidananda Dhimahi tanno Sai Prachodayath"

It's not who you are thats holds you back, it's who you think you're not

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Its fall here...

Grey cells @ work

Remember you are born to Live. Don't live because you are born!! Don't go the way life takes you...Take life the way you go!!

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.

What Next ... Roadmap to Sucees...

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Its Monday :-(

God just gave you one heart to let you find the other one.

Day 1 --> So far so good

There would always be those, whom you respect - no matter what. And what if they misunderstand you?? Wish them well and continue respecting them. The way you live your life should not be a value judgement on others, it should only reflect what you stand for.

Another turning point,a fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist,directs you where to go So make the best of this test, and don't ask why It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right...sumday i hope to have the time of my life

Devil's back @ Office

life is what happens to US while we are busy with other plans !!!!

Dont know what to Put here anymore

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. ~Rene Yasenek

Happy!!!

Hero (Original) - Enrique Iglesias

Storage Recovery Management

Happiness has no expiration date!!

If you guys have some interesting GTalk moods from you or from your your friends that you can share, please do send them to me at bharani.surineni@gmail.com or submit them as a comment to this post, I will be glad to add them on the list I have.

Never Give Up!

Aaaaachooo!!

It's like a million bells ringing in my head, 1000 workers banging from inside with sledge hammers, it feels like my head got 10,000 times heavier, its like seeing RamGopal Varma ki 'Aag' on 1000 screens at one go, its like listening to Anoop Jalota, Pankaj Udhas, Altaf Raja, Anu Malik, Ramana Gogula together 'live' on one stage.

All this due to the heavy cold which caught me couple of days back and still hanging around. Its very irritating and I cant do anything in such cases. I can't sleep, can't work, can't enjoy and basically I don't feel like doing anything!

Added to this, body pains and feverish feeling is horrible. And with all these feelings driving in Hyderabad is abso'bloody'lutely horrible.

Expect more from us!

This is not any caption from a hospitality industry nor from any bank or some service company. This is a statement on a huge hoarding right in front of HITEC City(Cyber Towers) showing off the 'so called' prestigious projects under taken by State Government and GHMC(Grater Hyderabad Municipal Co-operation earlier known as MCH).

Every day I will be held in traffic at HITEC City for 30 minutes on a stretch of 1 odd Kilometer moving inch by inch at snail pace. With curses for the inability of this Government to deal with traffic(in the matter of fact any problems) in my mouth and having nothing to do I gaze around and when ever I raise my head I directly see this Hoarding with "Expect more from us" written on it and our Chief Minister's photo merrily laughing right beside it.

As soon as I see that hoarding I get Psyched up and my teeth clinch in anger. Expect more from us? Yes, I also have this question, is it this uncontrollable traffic? Officials corrupt the core? increasing unsocial and terrorist activities? collapsing fly overs? Increasing prices of regular commodities? Land prices sky rocketing? Law and order gone for a toss?

Yes, we are expecting more!!