Cow Economics III

What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them? Here's a look at what Infosys, TCS or HCL can do with two cows...

Traditional economics

You have two cows, You sell one & buy a bull. Your herd multiplies. You retire on the income.

INFOSYS ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows, You put both of them on the bench & hire another two to do the job

TCS ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows, You tell them that only one will go to onsite. You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B VisaBoth of them die after fighting

HCL ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows, You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week. They run away

WIPRO ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows, You train them for 2 months on how to milk themselves. Then u ask them to pull bullock carts

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows, You sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows, You go on strike because you want three cows

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows, You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month & milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. They are both mad cows

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cowsYou don't know where they are. You break for lunch

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you, You charge others for storing them

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows, You redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20-times the milk. You then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows, You count & learn you have 5 cowsSecond count: you have 42 cows. Third count: you have 17 cowsYou give up & open another bottle of vodka!

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows, You have 300 people milking themYou claim full employment, high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs & Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows, You worship them